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Jul. 4th, 2013 04:53 pm[Character Name] Wade Winston Wilson, or as my friends and admirers call me, Deadpool!
[Canon] Of course I'm canon! Oh. "Marvel", I guess!
[Point Taken from Canon] I refuse to be constrained by the time space continuum! (That means we're from whenever we want to be from.) [Timelines are confusing!]
[Age] [Age is just a number!] (Yes, and our number is--) Mutant healing facotr makes it hard to tell, so I'm not gonna!
[Gender] Dude, except in that one universe where I'm a supersexy lady.
[Eye Color] Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Come on! No one cares what color my eyes used to be. [Brown.]
[Hair Color] Shut up shut up! (No, seriously, we don't even remember.) [Well, in 2012--] I don't want to think about this, it's so unfair, why can't she just app me from then. (Hahaha, "app"!) [Blond.] Dammit!
[Height/Build] Tall! Super tall! (Well, not as tall as Thor.) [Certainly taller than Tony Stark.] (That's the important part! Thor can be taller than us if he wants to be.) 6'2", baby, and all red meat!
[Visuals] [SERIOUSLY YOU STILL DON'T HAVE ANY IMAGES? JUST UPLOAD SOME AND LINK THEM ALREADY, JEEZ] An incredibly awesome hunk of regenerating flesh in a way-stylish red and black skintight suit. Which is so much better than that stupid outfit in X-Men: Origins: Wolverine, so don't even get me started.
[We shouldn't complain about that movie, the player hasn't seen it.]
So what? I saw it. I was in it. And my costume sucked.
(But Ryan Reynolds played us! He's dreamy!)
Yeah, I don't really have complaints there. I mean, we could've done better. [Much better.] But Ryan Reynolds isn't bad.
(Brackets are going to be confusing in tags.) [So are parenthesies.] Look, I'll figure something out.
[Other] I'm, okay, a little scary-looking without the mask on. But that's why I don't take it off! You should thank me.
[Personality] [BABBLE TO COME YEAH RIGHT JUST ADMIT YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO WRITE THIS STUFF THAT'S WHY YOU AREN'T WRITING A REAL APP, PLAYER]
[Specialties/Abilities] Regenerative healing factor, booyah! Way better than Buffy's. Better than Logan's, even! Also I tell the best jokes ever to be joked. And I break the fourth wall, pretty much all the time, which is totally its own superpower. [It really is.]
Also too I can teleport thanks to a handydandy gadget that Tony Stark would be lucky to have, thank you very much. ["I am Iron Man", whatever.] It probably won't be as useful here even as it would have been in Marina but the chicks still like it. (We are so lonely.) Shut up voice, we're fine.
Also also too did I mention I'm a master assassin? Yeah, take that, I so should've been an Avenger. Then my costume wouldn't have sucked, and I bet Joss Whedon would've written me way better dialogue. (Maybe we would've even gotten a love interest!) [Oooh.]
[Affection] You know what I couldn't help noticing on the Rules page? NO RESTRICTION ON SEXYTIEM. Yeeeeaaaaah, baby! Let's do this thing.
(Do you think we can get with that Illyria godchick thing? That could be awesome!) [She's a villain. We should only have sexytiem with heroes. And the occasional catburgler with a heart of gold.] (Wouldn't that be heavy?) [You know what I meant.]
Anyway, unlike everyone else on the player's roster, I am free as a bird! Come one, come all! I like hugs!
[Fighting] What part of master assassin did you miss, bub? Or lady? Or somethinginbetweenwithitsownspeciallabel? I am the best there is. [And if not, we at least regenerate.] (Like, a lot. Like, we're unkillable!)
[Other Permissions] You can try to fourth wall me! But I'm better at it than you or those people you pretend to be out of boredom. (Yeah, COME AT US, BRO!) [Bring it.]
[Canon] Of course I'm canon! Oh. "Marvel", I guess!
[Point Taken from Canon] I refuse to be constrained by the time space continuum! (That means we're from whenever we want to be from.) [Timelines are confusing!]
[Age] [Age is just a number!] (Yes, and our number is--) Mutant healing facotr makes it hard to tell, so I'm not gonna!
[Gender] Dude, except in that one universe where I'm a supersexy lady.
[Eye Color] Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Come on! No one cares what color my eyes used to be. [Brown.]
[Hair Color] Shut up shut up! (No, seriously, we don't even remember.) [Well, in 2012--] I don't want to think about this, it's so unfair, why can't she just app me from then. (Hahaha, "app"!) [Blond.] Dammit!
[Height/Build] Tall! Super tall! (Well, not as tall as Thor.) [Certainly taller than Tony Stark.] (That's the important part! Thor can be taller than us if he wants to be.) 6'2", baby, and all red meat!
[Visuals] [SERIOUSLY YOU STILL DON'T HAVE ANY IMAGES? JUST UPLOAD SOME AND LINK THEM ALREADY, JEEZ] An incredibly awesome hunk of regenerating flesh in a way-stylish red and black skintight suit. Which is so much better than that stupid outfit in X-Men: Origins: Wolverine, so don't even get me started.
[We shouldn't complain about that movie, the player hasn't seen it.]
So what? I saw it. I was in it. And my costume sucked.
(But Ryan Reynolds played us! He's dreamy!)
Yeah, I don't really have complaints there. I mean, we could've done better. [Much better.] But Ryan Reynolds isn't bad.
(Brackets are going to be confusing in tags.) [So are parenthesies.] Look, I'll figure something out.
[Other] I'm, okay, a little scary-looking without the mask on. But that's why I don't take it off! You should thank me.
[Personality] [BABBLE TO COME YEAH RIGHT JUST ADMIT YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO WRITE THIS STUFF THAT'S WHY YOU AREN'T WRITING A REAL APP, PLAYER]
[Specialties/Abilities] Regenerative healing factor, booyah! Way better than Buffy's. Better than Logan's, even! Also I tell the best jokes ever to be joked. And I break the fourth wall, pretty much all the time, which is totally its own superpower. [It really is.]
Also too I can teleport thanks to a handydandy gadget that Tony Stark would be lucky to have, thank you very much. ["I am Iron Man", whatever.] It probably won't be as useful here even as it would have been in Marina but the chicks still like it. (We are so lonely.) Shut up voice, we're fine.
Also also too did I mention I'm a master assassin? Yeah, take that, I so should've been an Avenger. Then my costume wouldn't have sucked, and I bet Joss Whedon would've written me way better dialogue. (Maybe we would've even gotten a love interest!) [Oooh.]
[Affection] You know what I couldn't help noticing on the Rules page? NO RESTRICTION ON SEXYTIEM. Yeeeeaaaaah, baby! Let's do this thing.
(Do you think we can get with that Illyria godchick thing? That could be awesome!) [She's a villain. We should only have sexytiem with heroes. And the occasional catburgler with a heart of gold.] (Wouldn't that be heavy?) [You know what I meant.]
Anyway, unlike everyone else on the player's roster, I am free as a bird! Come one, come all! I like hugs!
[Fighting] What part of master assassin did you miss, bub? Or lady? Or somethinginbetweenwithitsownspeciallabel? I am the best there is. [And if not, we at least regenerate.] (Like, a lot. Like, we're unkillable!)
[Other Permissions] You can try to fourth wall me! But I'm better at it than you or those people you pretend to be out of boredom. (Yeah, COME AT US, BRO!) [Bring it.]
